Slow songs are not depressing.

Slow songs are not necessarily depressing. I’ll admit that “November Rain” by GNR is not appropriate for a Batmitzvah. However, “All Night Thing” by Temple of the Dog is an uplifting song about having a positive sexual experience that lasts “all night.” it’s a song slow in tempo, but the lyrics spark about the virtues of new love. Anybody who is shallow enough to not see the difference is either A: too mentally unsure or imbalanced or B: not paying attention. Both of these traits got a person shot first in a concentration camp.

Ry Patterson
I’m at a Regina Spektor concert and sound hound hasn’t picked up fucking shit. I know she makes guttural noises when she’s playing piano, but I need this acclaimed service to know more than Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons if I’m going to consider it effective.
— Me
At a Regina Spektor concert, I determined that Regina picked up a very honest, but very morose torch from Tori Amos and carried it into a future that I’m not clear any of us are sure of. — Me
States rights? State rights? I didnt mean to define myself as a Federalist so late in the game, but states, and their bad decisions, are responsible for every major political and social divide our country has experienced, including the Civil War. I’m sorry I thought you such an antagonist, Alexander Hamilton from HBO’s John Adams. — Me

mememolly:

Jon Hamm tells a 16 year old girl to ‘slow [her] roll’.

thedailywhat:

Grown Up Advice of the Day: Don Draper Jon Hamm recently sat for an “Ask A Grown Man” interview, a RookieMag feature in which teen girls ask the questions. As such, we learn in this video about Hamm’s wardrobe preferences; how he feels about making out vs. going all the way; and farting.

Don’t miss Paul Rudd’s interview.

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